A cashmere hot water bottle will change your winter.
Afraid the turtleneck and pocket detailing are a bit twee? True, pulling off a turtleneck with panache is a rare ability among humans, let alone inanimate objects. But once you’re snuggling up with this on the couch or grazing a toe against it in after it’s warmed your bed, you will forgive any preciousness. And your heating bill will thank you.
Popping it in a Baby Bjorn for hands-free toting seems totally rational, so you could say I’m attached.